Me: married to the most not funny VM guy*
Layne: degree in Technical Writing and therefore a bona fide Grammar Nazi
Me: minor in English and therefore a self-proclaimed Grammar Nag
Layne: keeps up with four adorable, energetic offspring
Me: barely keeps up with one fairly calm offspring
Layne: shops at Whole Foods and NEVER at Walmart
Me: shops mostly at Winn Dixie and once in a while at Walmart
Layne: grows much of her own food (including meat, produce, eggs, etc.) on her home farm
Me: grew this
(and only this)
in my "garden" this year:
pathetic,
I know.
It is about two inches long.
Sad....
but Layne still loves me.
*During the summer Phil and I got married, Layne's oldest son informed me that "my dad is the funniest guy up there [on stage] and your dad [I assume he thinks Phil is my dad] is the most not funny."
